Did You Know?

Did you know since the creation of the United Nations in 1945, no country has violated as many UN Security Council Resolutions as the state of Israel?

Did you know that anyone of Jewish faith can move to Israel, But Palestinians born there and with home and land there are not allowed to return?

Did you know Palestinians are not allowed to move between their own towns without first getting a 'visa' from Israel?

Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for Jewish settlers and the remaining 15% divided among the Palestinians. For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is given to about 400 Jewish settlers, while 15% must be divided among Hebron's 120,000 Palestinians?

Did you know that former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was held responsible for the massacre of more than 2750 Palestinians in the refugee camps of Sabra and Chatila? The UN qualified the massacre by Sharon as GENOCIDE.

Did you know that 5 million of the 8 million Palestinians are refugees, making them the biggest group of refugees in the world?


The world must stop and take notice of the continuous oppression of the Palestinian people. To be left defenseless and voiceless againt a force that is known to be the fourth most powerful military in the world is against every grain of humanity.

Bahasa Prokem

keme = makan (to eat)
bokap = bapak (father)
sa'ik = asyik (cool, great)
yo-i, yo-a = ya (yes)
cipok = cium (kiss)
nyokap = ibu (mother)
kokai, tajir = kaya (rich)
pelokis, teke = polisi (police)
sedokur = saudara (cousin, niece)
tokai = kotoran manusia (human excrement)
bonyok = orang tua (parents)
sepokat = sepatu (shoes)
cabut, cabski = yuk pergi dulu (asking permission to go)
pembokat = pembantu (housemaid)
boil = mobil (car)
nyolot, ngocol, sepa, norak, belagu, jijih, jijai, najis, senga = amit2, sangat menyebalkan (referring to people of their acts, behaviours, personalities)
boker = ke belakang (taking a dump)
kece = cakep (handsome, pretty)
jjs, ngeceng, mejeng = jalan-jalan sore (wasting time looking around for something "good", loitering)
dokat, doku = duit, uang (money)
ngegele, ngeboat = ngeganja, minum obat-obat terlarang (doing drugs)
bokin, doi = pacar (boy/girl friend)
bokis = busuk (bad character)
ngemeng = ngomong (talk to)
ngemeng-ngemeng = ngomong-ngomong (by the way)
ngokar = merokok (to smoke)
ngompas, ngepalak = meminta duit dengan paksa (ask for money forcibly)
celokan = celana (shorts, long pants, trousers)
celokan dokal = celana dalam (underwear)
mokat = mati (dead)
mokal = malu (feel embarassed, shy)
congor = mulut (mouth, snout)
baok = mabok (drunk)
mabes = mabuk bersama (drunk together)
meten, sohib = teman, sahabat (friend)
oke = bagus (cool, good, first rated)
jago = hebat (good at doing something, skilful)
culun, blohon = tampak bodoh (looks stupid)
pacinko = pasukan cina kota (bunch of young people who live and go to school around downtown
cipoa, bohong, ngibul = menipu (lie to, cheat someone)
ngeledek = ngegodain (tease)
kemaruk = serakah (greedy)
loe, eloe, elu, lu, lo, ente = kamu, anda, engkau, saudara (you)
gue, gua, ogut, ane = saya, aku (I, me)
bais = habis (the end, running out of something)
rokum = rumah (house, home)
amburadul = berantakan (messy)
hoki-hokian = untung-untungan (take an action by hoping to luck it out)
berokap = berapa (how much, how many)
cewek, cine-wine = perempuan (woman, girl)
cowok, cino-wino = laki-laki (man, boy)
tawuran = keroyokan (free-for-all between schools usually)
rese = annoying, bothersome
keparat = (mild form of swearing)
gokil = orang gila (crazy person)
miting = mijit yang penting-penting (???)
cokiber = cowok kita bersama
cekiber = cewek kita bersama
EGPC = emang gue pikirin cuih, sebodo (who cares, like I care, I don't care)
bacot = congor (snout)
telmi = telat mikir (slow thinker)
lamot = lambat otak (slow thinker)
nguping = menguping (eavesdrop)
gelinting sana = (get out of my face)
lugu = lucu dan goblok (funny and stupid)
caem = cantik, imut (cute and pretty)
kesengsem, kesetrum = naksir (attracted to)
matre = (someone who wants/always asks for material objects!)
pecicilan = genit (coquettish)
cupang = ciuman khusus di leher (love bite/hickey)
cemen = semacam tokoh kartun (childish??)
gebetan = kecengan ? (item for chatting up?)
bispak = bisa dipakai (something to be used for ...)
tabok = gampar (hit)
konak = ngaceng (errmm...yg ini cuman buat cowok...dasar cewek malu bagi artinya!!)
bakup = jelek (ugly)
bokep = cabul (illicit material)
mislek = miss jelek (ugly)
bot = channel operator (for IRC)
lag = slow computer
suntuk, sumpek = bored
bete, BT = bad time, boring tau, bad tripin, berahi tinggi (YEEE!) (when you can't do anything, going nowhere)
jutek = nyebelin
anjrit = anjing (dog)
sarap, gelo = gila (crazy)
boneng = bener (right, sure)
bacut = cabut (to leave)

Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)

Seorang anak laki-laki lemah dan suka cemas, Oskar, berusia 12 tahun sering dikerjain oleh teman sekelasnya. Tetapi dia tidak pernah sekalipun melawan. Keinginan anak laki-laki yang lagi kesepian ini bagi mendapatkan seorang teman akhirnya menjadi kenyataan setelah dia menemui Eli, juga 12, tetangga yang baru datang bersama bapaknya. Seorang gadis muda yang serius dan berwajah pucat, dia hanya keluar dimalam hari dan tidak tampak terkesan oleh suhu yang sangat dingin. Sesuai dengan kedatangan Eli terjadi beberapa rentetan yang tidak dapat dijelaskan, kasus kehilangan dan pembunuhan. Seorang pria ditemui terikat pada pohon, sementara seorang lagi membeku di danau, seorang wanita yang digigit di leher. Darah kelihatannya menjadi sesuatu kebiasaan – dan bagi seorang anak laki-laki yang berada di alamnya sendiri seperti Oskar, yang terpesona akan cerita yang mengerikan, ia tidak mengambil waktu lama sebelum dia mendapati bahwa Eli adalah Vampire. Tetapi benih percintaan telah bersemi diantara mereka, dan Eli memberikan semangatnya kepada Oscar untuk bangkit melawan semua agresornya. Oskar menjadi semakin sadar akan ketragisan itu, dan maklum akan keadaan Eli yang melampaui sifat-sifat kemanusiaan, tetapi dia tidak sampai hati untuk meninggalkannya. Terpaku selamanya di tubuh gadis berumur dua belas tahun, dengan semua perasaan berkembang dan emosi bingung seorang remaja muda, Eli tahu bahwa dia hanya bisa terus hidup jika dia terus berpindah tempat. Tetapi disaat Oskar amat membutuhkannya, Eli kembali untuk membelanya dengan apa cara sekalipun...



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Balada Jo and Camel (requested)

Di tengah padang pasir, saat terik matahari siang, Rudy bersama camelxxnya berjalan-jalan sendiri. Tiba-tiba timbul ghairah seks yang berkobar-kobar, Rudy berfikir, “Kenapa sekarang? Di tengah padang pasir begini dengan siapa saya akan melepaskannya?”Kerana sudah bernafsu dan cuaca panas terik matahari padang pasir membuat otaknya sedikit sangap, diapun berfikir untuk melepaskan nafsunya kepada camelxxnya. Melihat gelagat pelik tuannya tersebut, camelxx itupun berusaha menyelamatkan diri dengan berlari. Rudy pun mengejarnya, namun camelxx itu terlalu laju untuk dikejar.Tiba-tiba ada kapal terbang yang lalu di tengah padang pasir tersebut dengan api membakar kedua enjinnya dan kapal terbang itu pun jatuh lebih kurang 50 meter dari tempat Rudy berdiri. Rudy mendekati kapal terbang tersebut, tiada satupun penumpang yang didapati selamat. Saat Rudy beredar meninggalkan kapal terbang itu, dia ternampak seorang pramugari seksi tergolek tidak jauh dari bangkai kapal terbang tersebut. Apabila didekati rupa-rupanya pramugari itu masih hidup dan Rudy pun merawat pramugari tersebut.Tiba-tiba pramugari itu bangun, dan dia langsung memeluk Rudy dan berkata, “Awak telah menyelamatkan saya. Saya akan lakukan apa saja untuk membuat Awak senang.” Rudy pun menyambut dengan gembira, “Serius ke? Apa saja?” Pramugari itu berkata dengan nada menggoda,“Apa saja walaupun itu melelahkan”. Rudy pun langsung memegang tangan pramugari tersebut dan berkata, “Tolong bantu tangkap camelxx saya leh tak?”

Special thanks to tsani rosyida =)

p/s - tukiyem puas????????

Kisah Lawak Onta

Di tengah padang pasir saat terik matahari siang, Hasim bersama ontanya berjalan sendirian. Tiba-tiba timbul gairah seks yang menggebu-gebu, Hasim berpikir, “Kenapa sekarang? Di tengah padang pasir begini dengan siapa saya harus melampiaskannya?”Karena sudah nafsu dan pengaruh dahsyatnya terik matahari padang pasir membuat otaknya sedikit error, diapun berpikir untuk melampiaskan nafsunya pada ontanya. Melihat gelagat aneh majikannya tersebut, si onta berusaha menyelamatkan diri dengan berlari. Hasim pun mengejarnya, namun onta itu sepertinya terlalu cepat untuk dikejar.Tiba tiba ada pesawat yang melintas di tengah padang pasir tersebut dengan api membakar kedua mesinnya dan pesawat pun itu jatuh sekitar 50 meter dari Hasim berdiri. Hasim menghampiri pesawat tersebut, tak ada satupun penumpang yang terlihat selamat. Saat Hasim akan pergi meninggalkan pesawat tersebut, dia melihat seorang pramugari seksi tergolek tak jauh dari bangkai pesawat.Begitu didekati ternyata pramugari itu masih hidup dan Hasim pun merawat pramugari tersebut.Begitu pramugari itu bangun, ia langsung memeluk Hasim dan bilang, “Anda telah menyelamatkan saya. Saya akan melakukan apa saja untuk membuat Anda senang.” Hasim pun menyambut dengan gembira, “Serius nih? Apa saja?” Pramugari itu berkata dengan nada menggoda,“Apa saja walaupun itu melelahkan”. Hasim pun langsung memegang tangan pramugari tersebut dan berkata, “Tolong bantu tangkap onta saya, ya!”

Special thanks to tsani rosyida =)

Internet Slang

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AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIUI As I Understand It
AKA Also Known As
ASL Age / Sex / Location
B4 Before

BAK Back At Keyboard
Barf It doesn't work!
BBL Be Back Later
BCNU Be Seeing You
Bogus Non-functional or just ugly
BRB Be Right Back
BSF But Seriously Folks
BST But Seriously Though
BTDT Been There Done That
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
CLM Career Limiting Move
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DWIM Do What I Mean
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
ESAD Eat Shit And Die (F*ck off!!)
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F Face To Face
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS For Fucks Sake
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOC Free Of Charge
FOO FUBAR
Fortune Cookie Quote of the day
FTP File Transfer Protocol
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Like FOO this is an anonymous name used when you don't want to give real information. In this way you do have a name (abstract).
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out (When dealing with programs and websites: when input information is not real or complete, the outcome will be unreliable.)
GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking
HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HRU How Are You
HTML HyperText Markup Language
HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
IAE In Any Event
IANAL I Am Not A Laywer
IBN I'm Buck Naked
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
IIRC If I Recal Correctly
IMBO In My Bloody Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IOW In Other Words
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ITRO In The Region Off
ITRW In The Real World
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
JAM Just A Minute!
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
L8R Later
LOL Laughs Out Loud / Lots Of Laughter
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
MFTL My Favourite Toy Language
MORF Male Or Female?
MOTAS Member Of The Appropiate Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MUD Multi User Dungeon (Often: online Dungeons & Dragons rollplay)
MUG Multi User Game
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NFWM No Fucking Way Man
NIFOC Nude In Front Of Computer
NRN No Reply Necessary
OAO Over And Out
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC Oh, I See
OMG Oh My God
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTT Over The Top
PD Public Domain
PITA Pain In The Arse
POD Piece Of Data
RFD Request For Discussion
ROFL Rolls On The Floor Laughing
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual (Am.: Read The Fine Manual)
RUOK Are You OK?
SITD Still In The Dark
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNR Signal To Noise Ratio
SO Significant Other (=partner)
SOL Shit Outta Luck
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
TANSTAAFL Their Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TCB Trouble Came Back
TDM Too Damn Many
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
THX Thanks
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TVM Thanks Very Much
UBD User Brain Damage
UR(S) Your(s)
VC Virtual Community
VR Virtual Reality
WBNI Would Be Nice If
WRT With Regard To
WTF What The Fuck
WTH What The Hell
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get (Can also be said of people!)

YHM You Have Mail

Pantun onta

akhir2 ini aku obsesis bgt tentang onta... inilah hasil karyaku =D

Susu onta pilihan saya,
susu kuda pilihan miss lia,
hey, sudah betah ya di Doha sana,
orang utan disini menantikan anda.

kambing,sapi,dan juga onta
hewan ternakan buat korban
kemarin kita rayain idul adha
semoga terjalin silaturahmin..

tanah melayu dan juga indonesia
dipisah oleh selat melaka
walaupun kita berbeda negara
namun kita tetap bersaudara..



I love you ^.^