Friday, January 30, 2009
Sarang Burung Walet
Senandung Serumpun
Aku dan Joe bertemu di coffee shop itu,
Hi, I’m Joe
26, and I’m Malay-Indonesia (ia menekankan perkataannya saat mengatakan Indonesia)
and I’m muslim, What are you going to do?
Aku mengerti maksudnya, maka ku balas dengan:
Hi, im Lia 25, Indonesian
and I’m muslim too (kutekankan pula saat kukatakann MUSLIM)
What are you going to do?
Joe : I’m asking you Lia, what are you going to do?
Lia : That’s right, and now I’m asking you back. The same question as you’re asking. What are you going to do? Tanyaku balik.
Apa yang kamu lakukan disini Lia? work in this country…kataku, kamu sendiri ?….sejak kecil aku tinggal di Malay coz papaku chinese Malay dan menjadi Warga Malay,tapi dalam darahku mengalir darah Indonesia.
My mom from Jogja, dan aku lahir di Lampung, Kalimantan selatan kamu menegaskan.
Hah?????? Sumatra kaleeee kata ku sambil menggodamu , upss sory katamu …geografiku fail xx. what brings you here Joe? Tanyaku mengganti subject yang di bicarakan
Joe (tertawa) I see…you’re trying to change the subject. oh… did I ? do I ? was I ? (bahasa inggris ku mulai kacau) sambil memberikan ekspresi pura- pura bingung.
Joe (menghembuskan nafas) what brings me here, to Doha or to your table?
Visit Doha 2008 jawabnya singkat, and I was curious when I saw you reading that book (di tunjuk nya buku yang kupegang
He he he he he . dah berapa lama kamu di middle east? Nih tahun ke 2 gw nih…..
hemmm katamu , dah bisa arabian night dance ga? Mau coba dengan ku…..kucoba menggoda nya, dia hanya tersenyum penuh arti, Ia menganggukan- anggukan kepalanya. Aku tahu dia tidak dapat mengeluarkan kata kata di kepalanya. Dan hanya tersenyum. Kami berbicara kurang lebih Setengah jam ketika hp ku berbunyi.
So you’re leaving? now? tanyanya sambil memegang gelas kopinya yang sudah mencair. yea now, like this seconds. Ku masukkan semua barang ke dalam tas. Dan ketikaku hendak bergegas pergi. Joe menahan ku…. so you’re a nurse? : yea I am, so Joe nice to meet you. Im so sorry but my friend’s going to kick my *** if I don’t get going now.
Nice meeting you Joe Sambil menjabat tangannya, right, have a good day and please do keep in touch!!
yea! Have a better one,Joe. I reply promptly and grin. Joe mengeluarkan kartu nama nya dan memberikannya padaku. Ku baca sekilas Dan bergegas keluar dari coffee shop itu. hope to see you again Lia.
Oh well, itulah cerita dari perkenalan ku, dengan seorang yang muncul di depan mejaku, dan akhirnya kami bertemu kembali di dunia Maya ini .......
Hari ini blog gw bercerita tentang Lagu rasa sayangnge……..versi indo & malay udah basee kali , tapi gw pingin tau jawaban nya dari sahabatku yang satu ini. Mungkin kalimat di bawah ini rada pusing yeee. Ngebacanya…soalnya ini percakapan dua sisi antar gw dan Joe
So, kamu memang asik diajak discuss, bahkan kita mulai dengan pembicaraan mengenai gejolak timur tengah yang sedang memanas, sampai…maaf hal hal kecil yang menjadikan permusuhan di Negara kita. Nasip Para TKW dan TKI , dan tentang betapa angkuhnya bangsamu yang memandang bangsa ku begitu rendah dan hina.
ini adalah Joe menjawab:
Joe : “Menurut gw mereka mungkin kurang jalan melihat dunia..jadi agak naive dan sempit pemikirannya. lagian rata-rata WNI yang datang kesini ( maaf bekerja sebagai pembantu dan buruh kasar) alias ‘kelas bawahan’, mereka menilai dari apa yg dilihat kali. Jadinya dipandang remeh dan hina. Dan makin banyak kegiatan kriminal yg melibatkan WNI akhir-akhir ini. Spt kasus pecah rumah, penculikan, perampokan bank, samun bersenjata etc ....Jadi makin negatif aja anggapannya.
Lia : “ Yup…kasian impian mereka bekerja di luar untuk bisa menghidupi keluarga karena lapangan kerja di Negara sendiri sangatlah susah,jangan salah loh Para Engineer juga banyak yang bekerja di Malay ( bukan hanya kelas bawah )
Joe : tapi mayoritasnya kelas bawahan Lia.. dari kampung ,“ 1.5jt hitungan terkini.... WNI yg bekerja disini .Tapi ada juga yg datang secara haram, ilegal. Lumayan rame......he he he
Perang adu argumentasi mengenai kontroversi lagu rasa sayange, terus berlanjut hingga di dunia Maya, kabar kabarnya dulu situs pariwisata http://www.rasasayange,my/ untuk sementara ga bisa di akses , gara gara di gempur oleh hacker2 lokal indo he he he he kalo nggak salah judul lagu yang diklaim pihak malay, bukan rasa sayange tapi “rasa sayang hey”. Beda dikit tapi syairnya sama.
Versi Indonesia
Rasa Sayange, Rasa Sayang Sayange,
Eeee Lihat Dari Jauh,
Rasa Sayang Sayange
Versi Malaysia
Rasa Sayang Hey, Rasa Sayang Sayang Hey,
Hey Lihat Nona Jauh,
Rasa Sayang Sayang Hey
Pihak malay mengklaim bahwa lagu itu juga sudah mereka dengar dan sudah dinyanyikan oleh nenek moyang mereka . " tetapi populernya dikalangan penjajah portugis,mereka sering menyanyikan lagu itu pada saat pesta atau festival2 lain,...nah mungkin ada penduduk Lo yang"nguping" saat itu... he he he he ……Not me” kata mu
lah terus aja dicopy paste ke telinga2 lainnya atau mungkin juga lagu tadi kebawa angin trus kedengeran sampe malays jadi yah itung2 mereka pernah denger lah....walaupun sayup - sayup..:P
Joe : “ Rasa sayang". menurut pemahaman gw dan orang malay yg lainnya. Lagu ini berasal dr keturunan baba & nyonya di Melaka.
Ok terlepas dari siapa yang bener siapa yang salah... ada kesan bahwa bangsa lo berusaha emancing di air keruh...belom juga beres kasus si Donald,muncul lagi rasa sayange...ntah apalagi kasus berikutnya, apa sebetulnya kepentingan politis yang menyetir Malaysia untuk memulai perkara dengan Indonesia?? Wah jangan sampai seperti di gaza ya….
katakan gw murtad or whatsoever. I don’t care.... i’m really ashamed being Malaysian.
Lia: murtad ni yeee…..he he he he he
Lia : “contoh kasus lain soal "asap", kebakaran hutan di sumatera dan kalimantan..ketika asap itu sampai ke Negara kalian , mereka ribut protes....sementara ribuan kubik kayu illegal loging jarahan para cukong malay, melenggang dengan mudahnya masuk ke negaramu,kok fine fine aje…. Kayunya demen giliran kena asapnya ribut...!! tul ga sih broo……………..
Joe: “Pembakaran hutan di kalimantan dan Sumatra kan?, asapnya sampai kesini, udaranya gak sehat, berkabut terus. Dulu saat kejadian emang menyusahkan, orang-orang pada sakit, harus pakai masker, Siang hari berubah menjadi kelam. Asapnya super tebal sehingga menghadang cahaya mentari. Seingat gw peristiwanya terjadi tahun 2005 lalu. fenomena kabut paling dahsyat pernah melanda Malaysia. Akibatnya, pemerintah lokal pernah mengisytiharkan darurat dibeberapa wilayah disini. Yang paling kuat terkena impaknya adalah di daerah Lembah Klang letaknya Kuala Lumpur dan tempat tinggal gw euy =( Indeks polusi udaranya mencapai level sangat berbahaya, 500 keatas. Mudah-mudahan kejadian seumpama ini gk bakalan terjadi lagi. Janganlah demi kepentingan sendiri letak nyawa orang yg tidak berdosa dihujung tanduk. ITUKAN NAMANYA EGOIS
Joe : “Dasar bangsa copycat, no creativity, taunya menjiplak aja..curi hasil karya org lain,how pathetic. Luckily, I'm not purely Malaysian. So i dont take these things for granted. Infact i love everything about Indonesia. Indonesia is my 2nd home. Tanah tumpah darahku. Tau
Anyway….. kita ngobrol lagi soal music, Sebenarnya gw ga tau banyak tentang music, baik indo maupun barat. Tapi lo punya koleksi segudang jadi makin asik nih …menambah koleksi bajakan gw ha ha ha ha hampir setiap kali ol kita pasti berbagi mp3. kebetulan selera musik kita sama, jadi apa yang dikirim Joe pasti gw demen deh. Joe , Lo juga dapat masukan dari lagu-lagu yang gw request, give & take bro =). Akhir2 ini joe sering ngirimin gw movies ..Filmnya keren2
Ini adalah bibit-bibit perkenalan gw bersama Joe. Sebuah kisah klasik untuk masa depan. He he he. Berawal dari cafe hingga berlanjutan ke dunia maya. Walaupun usia perkenalan kita masih terlalu singkat… Tapi kita cepat menjadi akrab. Seperti layaknya seorang teman yang bertemu kembali setelah bertahun-tahun berpisah. Mungkin ada chemistrynya antara kita. Penghujungnya hanya Allah yang Maha mengetahui.
Thanks for reading this blog…just wanna share my tought and opinion….
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Long Distance Relationship
Aku tak sangguh berpisah darimu
Aku t'lah patah hati
Gelisah......dan resah
Begitu pedih hati ini
Saat dikau tinggalkan aku
Dunia terang menjadi gulita
Cahaya indah tiada berguna
Aku, sendiri.
Berteman dengan kesunyian
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Boycott Israeli Products
Keep an eye on the goods bar code: Israel's country prefix is 729
What else you can do ???
- Be involved - participate in events, campaigns and workshops. Be proactive.
- Support the cause - donate generously toward the Palestinian cause.
- Educate yourself - find out the realities of the situation. Get your facts right, diversify your sources of information.
- Keep them in your thoughts and prayers
- Spread this information
SILENCE: is the deadliest weapon of mass destruction
Palestine: Life under Occupation
- You are denied permission to leave the country even you are seriously ill.
- Your land is stolen from you and your home are regularly demolishes.
- Your town are separated from each other by military checkpoints and separation walls.
- You need a visa to move from town to town within your own homeland.
- Your children are denied equal opportunities in education.
Welcome To Life under Israel Occupation
Palestinians consider 'Palestine' to be the area covered by what we now call Israel plus the Occupied Territories. It borders Lebanon in the north, Syria and Jordan in the west, touches Saudi Arabia and Egypt in the south and the Mediterranean Sea in the east.
In 1917, the British promised a homeland for the Jews through the balfour Declaration in the land of Palestine where the people living there could trace their roots over many centuries. At this time, more than 90% of the population here were Arabs, Muslims and Christians.
The mass migration of Jews began in the 1920s and tension was inevitable. Britain then handed over the matter to the United Nations and in 1948, the UN partitioned the land to create the state of Israel giving Jews 55% of the land when they made up only one-third of the population and owned only 6% of the total land area. The Palestinians were forced off their land even though they were the legal owners, and have never been allowed to return.
It was also in 1948, after a war with her Arab neighbours, that Israel seized another 22% of the land, expelled some 800,000 inhabitants and destroyed 531 villages. In 1967, after the 'Six Day War' Israel occupied Gaza and West Bank. In the same year, the United Nations Security Council passed resolution 242, declaring the occupation illegal and demanded Israel to withdraw and return the land to its rightful owners.
Israel ignored the demand and continues to ignore many other UN resolutions since. This is because the US has been vetoing all efforts to end the illegal occupation.
Did You Know?
Did you know since the creation of the United Nations in 1945, no country has violated as many UN Security Council Resolutions as the state of Israel?
Did you know that anyone of Jewish faith can move to Israel, But Palestinians born there and with home and land there are not allowed to return?
Did you know Palestinians are not allowed to move between their own towns without first getting a 'visa' from Israel?
Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for Jewish settlers and the remaining 15% divided among the Palestinians. For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is given to about 400 Jewish settlers, while 15% must be divided among Hebron's 120,000 Palestinians?
Did you know that former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was held responsible for the massacre of more than 2750 Palestinians in the refugee camps of Sabra and Chatila? The UN qualified the massacre by Sharon as GENOCIDE.
Did you know that 5 million of the 8 million Palestinians are refugees, making them the biggest group of refugees in the world?
The world must stop and take notice of the continuous oppression of the Palestinian people. To be left defenseless and voiceless againt a force that is known to be the fourth most powerful military in the world is against every grain of humanity.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Bahasa Prokem
bokap = bapak (father)
sa'ik = asyik (cool, great)
yo-i, yo-a = ya (yes)
cipok = cium (kiss)
nyokap = ibu (mother)
kokai, tajir = kaya (rich)
pelokis, teke = polisi (police)
sedokur = saudara (cousin, niece)
tokai = kotoran manusia (human excrement)
bonyok = orang tua (parents)
sepokat = sepatu (shoes)
cabut, cabski = yuk pergi dulu (asking permission to go)
pembokat = pembantu (housemaid)
boil = mobil (car)
nyolot, ngocol, sepa, norak, belagu, jijih, jijai, najis, senga = amit2, sangat menyebalkan (referring to people of their acts, behaviours, personalities)
boker = ke belakang (taking a dump)
kece = cakep (handsome, pretty)
jjs, ngeceng, mejeng = jalan-jalan sore (wasting time looking around for something "good", loitering)
dokat, doku = duit, uang (money)
ngegele, ngeboat = ngeganja, minum obat-obat terlarang (doing drugs)
bokin, doi = pacar (boy/girl friend)
bokis = busuk (bad character)
ngemeng = ngomong (talk to)
ngemeng-ngemeng = ngomong-ngomong (by the way)
ngokar = merokok (to smoke)
ngompas, ngepalak = meminta duit dengan paksa (ask for money forcibly)
celokan = celana (shorts, long pants, trousers)
celokan dokal = celana dalam (underwear)
mokat = mati (dead)
mokal = malu (feel embarassed, shy)
congor = mulut (mouth, snout)
baok = mabok (drunk)
mabes = mabuk bersama (drunk together)
meten, sohib = teman, sahabat (friend)
oke = bagus (cool, good, first rated)
jago = hebat (good at doing something, skilful)
culun, blohon = tampak bodoh (looks stupid)
pacinko = pasukan cina kota (bunch of young people who live and go to school around downtown
cipoa, bohong, ngibul = menipu (lie to, cheat someone)
ngeledek = ngegodain (tease)
kemaruk = serakah (greedy)
loe, eloe, elu, lu, lo, ente = kamu, anda, engkau, saudara (you)
gue, gua, ogut, ane = saya, aku (I, me)
bais = habis (the end, running out of something)
rokum = rumah (house, home)
amburadul = berantakan (messy)
hoki-hokian = untung-untungan (take an action by hoping to luck it out)
berokap = berapa (how much, how many)
cewek, cine-wine = perempuan (woman, girl)
cowok, cino-wino = laki-laki (man, boy)
tawuran = keroyokan (free-for-all between schools usually)
rese = annoying, bothersome
keparat = (mild form of swearing)
gokil = orang gila (crazy person)
miting = mijit yang penting-penting (???)
cokiber = cowok kita bersama
cekiber = cewek kita bersama
EGPC = emang gue pikirin cuih, sebodo (who cares, like I care, I don't care)
bacot = congor (snout)
telmi = telat mikir (slow thinker)
lamot = lambat otak (slow thinker)
nguping = menguping (eavesdrop)
gelinting sana = (get out of my face)
lugu = lucu dan goblok (funny and stupid)
caem = cantik, imut (cute and pretty)
kesengsem, kesetrum = naksir (attracted to)
matre = (someone who wants/always asks for material objects!)
pecicilan = genit (coquettish)
cupang = ciuman khusus di leher (love bite/hickey)
cemen = semacam tokoh kartun (childish??)
gebetan = kecengan ? (item for chatting up?)
bispak = bisa dipakai (something to be used for ...)
tabok = gampar (hit)
konak = ngaceng (errmm...yg ini cuman buat cowok...dasar cewek malu bagi artinya!!)
bakup = jelek (ugly)
bokep = cabul (illicit material)
mislek = miss jelek (ugly)
bot = channel operator (for IRC)
lag = slow computer
suntuk, sumpek = bored
bete, BT = bad time, boring tau, bad tripin, berahi tinggi (YEEE!) (when you can't do anything, going nowhere)
jutek = nyebelin
anjrit = anjing (dog)
sarap, gelo = gila (crazy)
boneng = bener (right, sure)
bacut = cabut (to leave)
Friday, January 9, 2009
Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)
Trailer
Balada Jo and Camel (requested)
Special thanks to tsani rosyida =)
p/s - tukiyem puas????????
Kisah Lawak Onta
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Internet Slang
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIUI As I Understand It
AKA Also Known As
ASL Age / Sex / Location
B4 Before
Barf It doesn't work!
BBL Be Back Later
BCNU Be Seeing You
Bogus Non-functional or just ugly
BRB Be Right Back
BSF But Seriously Folks
BST But Seriously Though
BTDT Been There Done That
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
CLM Career Limiting Move
CUL(8ER) See You Later
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
ESAD Eat Shit And Die (F*ck off!!)
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F Face To Face
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS For Fucks Sake
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOC Free Of Charge
FOO FUBAR
Fortune Cookie Quote of the day
FTP File Transfer Protocol
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Like FOO this is an anonymous name used when you don't want to give real information. In this way you do have a name (abstract).
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out (When dealing with programs and websites: when input information is not real or complete, the outcome will be unreliable.)
GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking
HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HRU How Are You
HTML HyperText Markup Language
HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
IAE In Any Event
IANAL I Am Not A Laywer
IBN I'm Buck Naked
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
IIRC If I Recal Correctly
IMBO In My Bloody Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IOW In Other Words
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ITRO In The Region Off
ITRW In The Real World
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
JAM Just A Minute!
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
L8R Later
LOL Laughs Out Loud / Lots Of Laughter
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
MFTL My Favourite Toy Language
MORF Male Or Female?
MOTAS Member Of The Appropiate Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MUD Multi User Dungeon (Often: online Dungeons & Dragons rollplay)
MUG Multi User Game
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NFWM No Fucking Way Man
NIFOC Nude In Front Of Computer
NRN No Reply Necessary
OAO Over And Out
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC Oh, I See
OMG Oh My God
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTT Over The Top
PD Public Domain
PITA Pain In The Arse
POD Piece Of Data
RFD Request For Discussion
ROFL Rolls On The Floor Laughing
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual (Am.: Read The Fine Manual)
RUOK Are You OK?
SITD Still In The Dark
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNR Signal To Noise Ratio
SO Significant Other (=partner)
SOL Shit Outta Luck
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
TANSTAAFL Their Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TCB Trouble Came Back
TDM Too Damn Many
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
THX Thanks
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TVM Thanks Very Much
UBD User Brain Damage
UR(S) Your(s)
VC Virtual Community
VR Virtual Reality
WBNI Would Be Nice If
WRT With Regard To
WTF What The Fuck
WTH What The Hell
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get (Can also be said of people!)
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Pantun onta
Susu onta pilihan saya,
susu kuda pilihan miss lia,
hey, sudah betah ya di Doha sana,
orang utan disini menantikan anda.
kambing,sapi,dan juga onta
hewan ternakan buat korban
kemarin kita rayain idul adha
semoga terjalin silaturahmin..
tanah melayu dan juga indonesia
dipisah oleh selat melaka
walaupun kita berbeda negara
namun kita tetap bersaudara..
I love you ^.^
Friday, January 2, 2009
Puisi pendek ( ha ha ha )
Rasa itu bukan nafsu,
tapi adalah debar cinta dan rindu.
To whom it may concern